This is the Rainbow List of Must-Reads: Where I review a different one of my favourite books each week! last on our list we have a pink book with a pink cover:
Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins
It was one in the morning on a
school night and I was lying restless on my bed with a throbbing ache in my
heart. ‘Anna and the French Kiss’ lay open on the pillow beside me, spine still
stiff from the bookshop that day. As I lay sighing at the ceiling, there was
only one thing occupying my mind.
Étienne
St. Clair.
I was in love. Really in love. I was
in love with someone who I had only ever seen in my imagination; who only
actually existed on paper. I longed to pull Etienne out from the pages of ‘Anna
and the French Kiss’ and into my own comparably boring world. This just wasn’t
fair! Why are the hot boys always fictitious?!
‘Anna and the French Kiss’ had truly
slayed me. Never before had I felt such an ache of yearning when reading a
romance novel (and trust me – I’ve read a lot of them). But what was it that
made this book so perfect? Let’s analyse shall we?
The Setup: The story follows Anna
Oliphant as she is unwillingly pulled from her happy life in Atlanta to go and
attend her final year at a prestigious boarding school in Paris. First off –
Paris: The city of love. We’ve not even started the book yet and already our
heart is melting a little bit. Romantic things just seem to happen in Paris. Maybe it’s the
language? You could describe a particularly bad case of athlete’s foot in
French and I’d still want you to kiss me under the twinkling lights of the Eiffel
Tower. Whatever it is, as soon as Perkins so much as mentioned Paris, I was
drawn like a moth to a flame.
The Boy: Of course it wouldn’t be
Paris if there weren’t a few good-looking chaps floating about, now would it?
You simply cannot have one without the other. Our boy takes form as Étienne St.
Clair. I’m not sure how she did it, but Perkins somehow manages not only to
wedge a French boy into an American boarding school, but give said boy a
gorgeous British accent as well. Étienne was the perfect mix of cheek, chivalry
and charm, (not to mention, fantastic hair) but somehow didn’t come across as
over-the-top or arrogant. Despite being otherwise engaged with long-running
girlfriend, Ellie, St. Clair was a love interest you could really lust over,
making the rest of the book a tantalizingly tasty read.
The girl: I am a massive fan of teen
romance fiction, but usually when I pick up these sorts of books I find the
female narrative a little… irritating. Seemingly as some kind of rule the girls
who star in these books are self-involved, shallow and little bit too obsessive
– I expected a similar situation with ‘Anna and the French Kiss’. However, I
was pleasantly surprised. Not only did Anna give a likable and interesting
narrative to the book, but she also managed to break every single one of the
rule I just stated. Anna cared about her friends and her family back home; she
was ready to put them before anything else in her life. As much as she lusted
after Étienne St Clair, she also showed an interest in other boys and kept a
constant and thriving film blog too.
Sure, maybe Anna fell for Étienne unrealistically fast and a few
other details are slightly off, but this is romance fiction, people! It’s what we’re here for! We read this stuff
because sometimes real life just isn’t exciting enough. If we start picking
apart every detail in a romance novel that’s the slightest bit unrealistic then
you might as well chuck the entirety of Waterstones’ teen romance section into
a massive bonfire and go and buy a big fat history textbook instead.
The bottom line is if you don’t like romance novels; don’t
read ‘Anna and the French Kiss’. It just won’t be for you. It is the most
brilliantly, satisfyingly romantic novel I have ever had the pleasure of
reading, and it isn’t pretending to be anything else. I regard ‘Anna and the
French Kiss’ so highly that there were really no other contenders for the pink
spot on this list. The book pushed me into a deep cavern of love and longing
that I don’t think I’ll ever really climb out of. Not that I’d even want to try.
Find out more about Stephanie Perkins here!
You can read the other reviews in the Rainbow List of Must-Reads here: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple